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What is your favorite Disney movie?
Original Tron. Emperor's New Groove. The Gnomemobile... wait... forget that last one

Writer's Block: What a wonderful word

What is your favorite word, and why?


Quellish.

Writer's Block: See the music

What's your favorite music video of all time?
anyone who replied to this with something other than Sledgehammer is sadly mistaken

say something once, why say it again?

http://www.mediafire.com/?5xc0aybaan9qsyj

Regional dialect meme:

Record yourself saying the following:

* Your name and/or username
* Where you’re from
* The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, Direction, Naturally, Aluminium and Herbs

Answer the following questions:

* What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
* What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
* What do you call gym shoes?
* What do you say to address a group of people?
* What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
* What do you call your grandparents?
* What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
* What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
* What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Its all part of my Rock and Roll Fantasy

Alright Kiddies, I am breaking the silence on this thing because I really dont think this review fits on my website, and facebook doesnt really allow for long format things.

I just got back in from Vegas where I took it upon myself to check out the adult show that my hotel (the Luxor) housed called Fantasy. First I just want to point out that besides myself, up until like 2 minutes before curtain, there were only two other people in the cheap seats. So the ushers gave us all a free upgrade to the slightly less cheap seats (they were like three rows down but $10 more). In the front rows, a.k.a. the expensive seats were people that were at least fifteen years older than myself. What can I say, old people like titty shows too.

Anyhoo, the star of the show is this sassy latina chick named Lorena Peril. She sounds a little bit like Christina Aguilara and looks a little bit like Shakira. She is the only person in the show who doesn't let the girls out... and she is by far the hottest one there.

The other girls range in talents and (bra sizes) and are only differential from the normal stripper caliber in the fact that they are Showgirls, and not strippers. (Though the one girl did actually do a striptease).

The show also features Sean E. Cooper-- a comedian and impressionist. They don't mention him in any of the write ups of the show, but he was way more entertaining than the Fantasy girls hopping around in chaps and cowboy hats to Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy. In fact, there was only one girl other than Lorena who did anything interesting. I don't remember her name, but she did a aerial silk circus act clad in a fishnet body stalking. I imagine that was the sort of thing I would have seen at the other show I had my eye on (Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity) but i really didnt want to shell out $100 for a ticket. Maybe next time in vegas.
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