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2009-11-17T02:10:02Z

21:35 listening to the first released track from Devy's upcoming cd. It is as awesome as ever #
17:32 @chick_chris or there would be if they could put a team on the ice #
17:33 bit.ly/HwDSt this one strip of Jon Arbuckle masturbating in the tub has made my whole week.. ilu g-g #
18:28 RT @dvntownsend: Taking over the website METALSUCKS tommorow, stoked! got lots of stuff to share! metalsucks.com #
19:11 RT @BadAstronomer: Now that I have an internet connection… direct link to my Snow Dalek: is.gd/4WF30 #

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2009-11-16T02:10:01Z

23:22 BARREL! #
23:36 Good times never felt so good #
00:18 TCU busts out new uniforms for Utah game - shar.es/ayF2h #
00:25 @chick_chris the SLS may be the most pimp car made by germany in the last 20 years #
09:55 it has begun. College Football News has Pitt projected into the BCS bit.ly/3aGv1t #
14:19 todays name for a band that doesnt exist: I'm Sorry, Dick Butkis #
21:06 holy shit. Devin Townsend is releasing a second album this year.... THIS TUESDAY!!!!! #

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2009-11-15T02:10:02Z

21:18 @chick_chris at least you never have to have another appendectomy #
21:21 @officialtaz someone played war machine twice on the jukebox here... Both times i expected you to my walk in #
07:58 @chick_chris what bar was that? #

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2009-11-14T02:10:03Z

21:51 well. just woke up from my nap... so much for going out tonight #
22:46 i wish there was an all nite booze and ice cream store in mt pleasant #
00:01 adult swim just showed a bump expressing my own opinion about the venture bros. why do we have to watch robot chicken for the 8000th time? #
01:29 im in such a slump that winning four games of tecmo with the patriots isnt even fun anymore #
01:29 The Worlds First Ultra Premium Blue Curçao will be called Côte d'Azul and will come in a bottle shaped like a blue marlin. #
12:49 RT @michaelianblack: Water found on the moon - no mention of cheese. #
17:27 i can't believe that nobody who pops up as an eharmony match is as desperate as i am #
18:52 College Football Final has the potential this week to show Mark May at his most smug ever. Don't dissapoint me Pitt #
20:56 I can't believe there is a buzztime game devoted to twilight #

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2009-11-13T02:10:02Z

05:29 @goorgoahead it's going to be a best of 2009. i would have texted this, but its 4:30 am where you live #
17:45 RT @IPSpatrick: new Winter MIXTAPE: out now!innerpartysystem.net/ #

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2009-11-12T02:10:01Z

22:11 why do all of these programs want me to install toolbars? #
19:01 @goorgoahead you should have worn that white latex lady gaga getup for halloween #
19:05 i think lady gaga made that bad romance video just to prove she doesnt have a penis... but with digital effects as they are today, who knows #
19:59 Inventory ends tomorrow...after work i may have to check out where the wild wings are #

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2009-11-10T02:10:01Z

21:51 finally getting around to watching the latest south park... it should win a fucking emmy #
18:13 @goorgoahead BECAUSE ITS AWESOME! #

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2009-11-09T02:10:02Z

09:24 wow... upgrading my router was the best thing ive done in the past 5 months #
10:06 @MJMcKean Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures in Babysitting #combinedmovies #

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2009-11-08T02:10:03Z

22:50 updated my site graphics... take a look www.landofabsurdity.com #
00:33 i think i may have fixed my router problems.... firmware upgrade means i can load entire youtube videos again! #
01:39 Todays name for a band that doesn't exist: vatican disco #
11:43 After hearing a bunch of Raditude on sirius and now the x, i think it may as well be a @butchwalker album #

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2009-11-07T02:10:01Z

22:04 @chick_chris the pornobots still use myspace... #
22:10 I hate that i always finish my netflix movies so that sunday's lack of mail makes me wait an extra day #
22:11 But all four toxic avengers down means that Conan is next! #
00:15 upon second listen to this TSO album i conclude, yes it is really that bad. #
00:30 @goorgoahead yeah, i was disappointed there were no in the crowd bjs at lolla this year. youre paying money dammit go for broke! #
01:26 ok, i worked over night, then went back in today, why am i still awake #
01:33 Epiphany teases that great Savatage 5 part counter melody, yet never delivers. I think thats what ultimately makes this album so terrible #
14:34 RT @joshorrelse: Where the wild wings are twitpic.com/ohuhc #

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2009-11-05T02:10:03Z

11:51 @sleeprspaceborn so was bob dylan #

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2009-11-04T02:10:02Z

23:00 The first Sam Winter of the year... Wish i was down Fuel for the Great Lakes Xmas release #
09:25 finally figured out what that song was on that cadillac commercial, thank you sirius alt nation #
10:46 i wish my computer would stay connected to the internet for more than 3 minute intervals. i need to download shit! #
12:17 #lollapalooza has a booking survey for next year. Submit a top 5 band list. among mine were @paperroute and @TCGO1974 bit.ly/4CwMuF #
19:23 Todays name for a band that doesn't exist: We Have Weiner-Lock #
20:14 Only thing missing from toxic avenger four are the #80sboobs #

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2009-11-03T02:10:01Z

22:53 Listening to a top 18 most requested songs countdown on sirius alt nation...wouldn't it have more cred he it were least requested? #
23:05 Well sleeping from 5-11 and then 2-4 yesterday, working, then only napping for an hour is catching up with me #
23:06 Worst of all i cant even watch the game cause the bar on this side of security is closed. #airportbars #
23:13 I feel like asking he there's a soda machine somewhere... Just to be a douche #
23:24 Why can't t9 figure out the word if #

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2009-11-02T02:10:02Z

15:38 Gaslight Anthem, Airborne Toxic Event, MSTRKRFT, and Daft Punk all have $5 albums this month on amazon bit.ly/50-5 #
19:48 That stupid screen pass to Peterson in garbage time made me lose by one point, So much for forcing a tie for 1st in that league #
19:51 Pitt moves to #13 in the BCS rankings #

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2009-11-01T01:10:01Z

22:48 RT @TCGO1974: GUERILLA - 10 song album of B-Sides & Remixes - now available for FREE download at www.thechaingangof1974.com. RT this!!!!! #
23:18 daaaa bullsss da bullsss da bullsss da bullsss da bullsss.... #
15:43 I wonder he all those people who got tazmanian devil tattoos in the 90's regret them #
15:57 Saturday afternoon nosferatu #

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2009-10-31T01:10:02Z

21:29 Jackyl is playing the altar bar in december. tickets go on sale saturday. Im amazed how many shows that place is able to book #
21:30 @chick_chris get well soon #
21:37 Just had the parents (currently in vegas) put money on NMSU +44. I wish they would have called before this game. UNC +16.5 = cigar game #
11:45 @andysmithsmith at least we'll know who to call when google becomes self aware #

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2009-10-30T01:10:04Z

21:39 just booked my hotel for lolla. now i just need to get a flight in a few months, and my trip will be bought and paid for #
21:43 all i wanna do i play bejeweled... why won't it load #
11:56 you guys need to check out ips sound guy extraordinaire @sleeperspaceborn's remix of @paperroute's gutter bit.ly/2k2Itt #
14:54 @goorgoahead how can you hate cold pizza? cold pizza is better than hot pizza #
19:01 naps are so awesome #
19:18 The Return of Thursday Night Railbender is once again on! #
19:28 the whole world should get in on this #thursdaynightrailbender #

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2009-10-29T01:10:16Z

00:35 I need to move to Tromaville so i can spend my time dancing in the streets #
06:48 driving the parents out to the airport. sadly there will be no time to hang out in #airportbars #
11:11 Driving my dad's car w/sirius... Alternative channel and college channel? The futurama is now! #
15:33 you cannot stay here, the master would not approve #
18:10 My sis on cobra starship: he sounds like he wants to be a sheep #
18:32 RT @MJMcKean: "Obama signs bill expanding hate crimes to sexual orientation" -- could he be any more like Hitler? #
20:57 having a real job one day will be so awesome. then i may actually be able to go to parties #

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2009-10-28T01:10:03Z

21:27 @butchwalker There she Goes... most well known from being in So I Married an Axe Murderer #
22:07 After tonight, Im in a tie for first in both fantasy leagues, I've lost my identity as a terribly fantasy owner #
22:48 also, i would be so happy if my internet connection didn't decide to be spotty every 20 seconds or so #
22:58 Believe is on the New TSO... What they should have done is made a suite of When the Crowds are Gone, Believe & Alone You Breathe #
23:01 i'm so glad i didn't pay full price for this #
23:09 I only regret that I dled this, and therefore can't read all of the terrible poetry that Paul O'Neill was certain to put in the liner notes #
23:17 Prelude to Madness rehashed (yes i know its a re-hash already) as The Mountain... I'm really glad I didn't pay full price for this album #
23:21 symphonic metal bands will use this album as an example of what not to do for years and years and years #
23:32 Mozart and Madness? oh wait, no it's Mozart and Memories now... is anything on this album original? #
00:27 who thought a metal version of O Fortuna could suck so bad? #
17:26 Toxic Avenger III is on deck for tonight. 10:00 can't come soon enough! #80sboobs #

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2009-10-27T01:10:02Z

21:24 @goorgoahead are you Sew Tired? #
21:28 RT @michaeljnelson: Gymkata trivia: "Gymkata" was the first movie in the history of film to be named "Gymkata"! #
21:56 grah, facebook! whats a junkie like me gotta do to get his fix! #
22:00 finally, bejeweled decided to load! #
22:41 i would personally like to thank Ochocinco for stepping in when half of my fantasy team (Jones-Drew) was out on a bye #
23:01 also, why was i not informed that devin townsend had a new album? #
12:44 Thank you amazon for only making me spend 4 bucks on the new tso #

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2009-10-26T01:10:04Z

10:38 I've been having awesomely vivid dreams lately... Last night's involved vomiting, blowjobs, grifting, and secret clubs. #

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2009-10-25T01:10:03Z

01:29 Latest name for a band that doesnt exist: sunday afternoon titty #

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2009-10-24T01:10:03Z

22:41 Altar Bar may be the best small live venue in the burgh... the fight for fame is awesome, can't wait for Innerpartysystem #
11:36 incidentally after the Fight For Fame last night, stopped into Fuel for some good ole fashioned thursday night Railbender. good times #
12:15 i think my ears are ringing more now than after lollapalooza #

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2009-10-23T01:10:02Z

22:14 The Last Temptation of Toxie looms for the end of the week. I love Troma #
22:46 looks like my dreams of an all LA world series are fading... #
00:45 Why would any of the people in those miller commercials card that the delivery guy repo's the high life? #
00:47 Also, since it should be a trending topic... #80sboobs #
00:53 This mythbuster's is retarded. You get sicker when you start drinking booze after beer because its easier consume more alcohol that way #

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2009-10-22T01:10:02Z

23:44 dear bejeweled... please load on my computer so that i can kill time #
00:06 a bottle of wine and super mario bros 3 only takes you so far in life #
00:07 @goorgoahead send me an energy pack #
01:50 well back to Toxic Avenger Pt II... its awesome because it makes fun of japanese people! #
02:08 Toxie 2 is awesome not only for 80's boobs but asian 80's boobs #
02:15 I totallty need to find a pair of awesome 80's boobs to settle down with #
12:46 how do i reconcile my hatred of people who think they're irish with my love of redheads? #

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