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singing country western songs in irish bars
Birthdate:
10 October 1981
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  • perfectkaos@livejournal.com
  • FireySpike AIM status
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Love is Hot. Truth is Molten. What is Delicious




My name is Mike, but you can call me Dude Love. Why Dude Love? Its not because im a huge Mick Foley fan, its because I wore a Dude Love shirt to school once, and the name stuck. Because of that, I wore that Dude Shirt a lot-- im even wearing it in my college ID photo. Or at least I was, until I lost it and had to get another one taken.

Im a Ten time member of JC's Beer Cult at Fuel and Fuddle in Oakland. That includes the 500 level where you get your own mug, or what JC once called The fifteen biggest douchebags in Oakland.

Im also a Six Time Barreller of the Week. An honor bestowed upon me for excelling in the arts of barrelling, whether it be coming in clutch in games of beer pong, eating insane amounts of hot wings, starting a clothing line, or eating the occasional raw steak or taking a shot known as the Rocky IV. Gawd do I Barrel.

Im a lapse catholic, and in many ways subscribe to my own made up philosophy of Happenstantialism. It's basic tenet? God is luck.

I do things the hard way--like a post post-modern man.

I once was proclaimed Dodge Ball Champion "1986"

If you want to know more about me, you can visit the bio page of my website, or wait for my books, Juggling Chainsaws: A Beginners Guide and Juggling Chainsaws: The Revenge, to be offered online at a modestly outrageous price. You can get to my site by clicking on the following banner:







83 frames of gay, absurdity, acid c-notes, barrelling, brilliant stupidity, confidence, conway's irish ale, cooking with booze, dadist absurdity, dynamic individualism, eddie fitz, friendbear, girls in leather pants, great lakes christmas ale, great lakes nosferatu, happenstantialism, irish girls, jc's 100 beers cult, lapse catholicism, lapses in the narrative, listening to zevon, livejournal as performance art, mariner soon, movies with sting, not being that guy, parameters of duck, paul veerhoven movies, pcu, pitt, progressive emo, projeckt: wannstache, putting the foil on, ramen for breakfast, random lj roulette, redheads, shirtless kirk, slap shot, tailgate parties, talking heads, terry gilliam style animation, the absurd, the non sequitur, the pop culture reference, the state, trey parker movies, waiters corkscrews, whiskey and gatorade, zombie-jesus and the flesh-tones

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